Sir Alain, drunk as the proverbial skunk, was singing this as he was carted back from a meeting with Lord Kerri Indrafang on the morning of Dehalyi 5, 997. The tune is reminiscent of "Camp Town Races".
The Elven lasses have long legs,
Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Though Elven lasses have long legs,
When a dwarf's between 'em then they begs.
Ho hoo hah hey!
The Elven ladies sing so fine,
Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Since Elven ladies sing so fine,
Dwarves prefer their taste to wine.
Ho hoo hah hey!
The Gnomish girls are short and stout,
Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Though Gnomish girls are short and stout,
A dwarf can always wear them out.
Ho hoo hah hey!
The Human babes have chests like kegs,
Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Though Human babes have chests like kegs,
A dwarf can drain 'em to the dregs.
Ho hoo hah hey!
A Hobbit wench cooks very hot,
Hoo ha, hoo ha!
A Hobbit wench cooks very hot,
Once a dwarf finds her proper pot.
Ho hoo hah hey!