DROLLERIES

Favorite campaign quotes:

Diane at a Kyriotate convention

During a discussion of symphonic disturbance:

And the Malakite said, "It's just a bunch of bitch-slappin' until somebody starts singing."

Shilom tries to explain sex to Zenaniel:

"It's a form of recreation." "What is recreation?" "Sort of like cleaning the kitchen."

From one of Appoggee's war stories (with apologies to Mark Twain):

"A gold mine is just a hole in the ground with a Balseraph at the top."

Another saying of Appogee's:

"Armless, harmless, lovable, hugable, seven feet tall and wet,
God created the Sera-aphs to tell us his intent."

A profound misunderstanding:

Shilom: "I thought we were going to fight!"
Zenaniel: "I thought we were going to f*ck!"

Zenaniel, demonstrating how to carry two objects in his outstretched arms:

"I can talk to two Ofanim and sit still -- but only two."

After Rezipel's accident with Druiel, which killed Dru's girlfriend Sara Conner:

Tomas: "Did you get in touch with him?"
Reziphel: "I ran into him."

Reziphel debating how to punish Mark, the frat boy:

"I'm not taking an eye for an eye. I'm taking his tooth."

Shilom, talking about Appoggee's preference for bird vessels:

"Besides, I'm a Mercurian, I look good with birdshit on my head."

After a quick negotiation by cell phone with Wrench, a demon:

Reziphel: "Zenaniel, you are becoming quite the diplomat."
Zenaniel: "You know what Reziphel? I believe that if I work very hard, and do quite well in furthering the Word of Cooperation, I will get to quit."