The following messages were recently heard on Shilom's answering machine.
(beep) Hey Janet this is Todd, just wondering when we can get back together again. I'll call later.
(beep) Hey Janet this is Kikki down at DressWare, your sheath is all done and we just got some killer new originals in from Atami. See you later.
(beep) Janet! Bob! Busy Friday night? Call me.
(beep) Hey sex monster, did I leave my pager under your kitchen table? Oh and I still have your undies -- found 'em in my car.... Did you say Janet Stone? Oops. Sorry, wrong number.
(beep) This is Carey at Donovan's Dry Cleaning Emporium. Your suits are ready, and this time we think you'll be pleased.
(beep) ummm, Janet, I, ummm well I, this is Gary and we, uh I was wearing the grey suit and red tie and, oh never mind. --click.
(beep) Call Furschlugginer.com now for an amazing business opportunity!
(beep) Hello? Appoggiatura? This is Zenaniel. I am currently in
the presence of a Shedite and I need your assistance.
(pause) Can you get a
pigeon and come down to the Hyatt, penthouse suite number 3347 please?
(pause) It is the room with a window missing.
(pause) Excellent. How soon can you be there?
(pause) Ten minutes? Fine... Yes Nimrod? It just went celestial?
Excellent.
(click)