Sean's Paranoia Campaign
by Sean Eustis

The Citizens and Troubleshooters of Alpha Complex

• Lews-R-AOL, played by Jeff Holmes
• Billy-R-DOL, played by Joe Sanjour
• Xon-R-ATE, played by Dave Choat
• Pie-R-MID, played by Diane Donaldson
• Pi-R-SQR, played by Ed Stanford

• Teela-O-MLY, video heroine
• Peela-O-MLY, not a video heroine
• Brian-O-HAL, talk show host
• Mark-O-MLY, security guard
• Paul-Y-SHR, security guard
• The Vend Bot
• The Scrub Bot

The Missions

Session I: Bot Buddies
Lews, Billy, Xon, Pie

Good morning, Citizen, and what a gloriously happy day it will be today. You've just been promoted to Red Clearance. You are now a Troubleshooter for the Computer.

Please stop by the Armory and pick up your weapon...

Session II: Smile for the Camera
Lews, Billy, Xon, Pie, Pi

Welcome Citizen! What a glorious day this will be! Pi of sector SQR, you have been promoted to Red Clearance ... here's your laser.

Please find the enclosed work order and subsequent information and complete in a timely manner. You will need to take a team of 5 with you on this mission to clean up after a fire in Sector 12-B.

How convenient, there is a group of troubleshooters who would be more than willing to help you on your mission to serve the Computer in the hallway here. They don't LOOK dangerous...

Search | The Institute